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would make) a good...
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- book
title... 'die, dayenu'
- band name... 'parking lot vandals'
- band name... 'raceway
park'
- short story title... 'ovals of despair'
- band name.... 'the allergies'
- band name... 'the meat sweats'
- band name... 'burping tamales' (per alyssa)
- backing band name... '(someone and the) delicious moroccan appitizers'
- punk
band name... 'butt spasms'
- band name... 'the random 7'
- punk band name...
'the fruit acids'
- band name... 'pseudo-bambis'
- band name... 'the macular
degerates.'
- manga name... 'cobalt chromium'
- short story... 'inconvenient
friends'
- porn star names... 'ciabatta love' (female), 'ciabitta loaf' (male)
- country song... 'why the hell are we in texas?'
- kids book... georgia has
a hope
- porn star name... cocoa truffles
- band name... new hopes of the
south
- band name... pb and the j's
- band name... dreamy nightmares
- short
story...'thump the neighbor'
- prog-rock album... 'extensions'
- band name...
'wonky'
- punk band name... 'dermal cysts' (alyssa's favorite....)
- book
title... 'truffle village'
- band name... 'the plantkillers'
- book title...
'escaping fargo'
- short story... 'the invisible martha'
- guided by voices
tribune band... 'frustrated by muses'
- band name... 'the house plants'
- short
story... 'breakfast with librarians'
- girl drink... 'the electric screwdriver'
(if one doesn't exist...)
- band name... 'the circle pines'
- short story...
'carmel de lite and the samoan'
- band name... 'the liver flukes'
- band name...
'the striploins'
- band name... 'the undescended'
- band name... 'bastard
cucumbers'
- band name... 'parking lot bastards'
- band name... 'the lobster
mushrooms'
- short story... 'the walloons are here'
- band name and record...
the purple nurples with 'songs of the hurple'
- band name and/or short story...
'flowers from tokyo'
- band name... 'morphemes' (jill's)
- band name... 'caution
drive'
- band name... 'lemon and the vegetables'
- band name... 'the blue
asters'
- r.e.m. song... '40 miles to fargo' (dana's idea)
- band name...
'pronto pups'
- they might be giant's song... 'von hanson's meats'
- band
name... 'the venn diagrams'
- band name... 'the non sequiturs'
- band name...
'otherwise erstwhile'
- movie series... 'the swapilator.'
- alt-country tune...
'gay porn and bourbon' (co-credit to jacque)
- short story... 'neil diamond
as epithet'
- book title... 'a good time was had by all.'
- band name... 'car
wash for jesus' (they must cover 'jesus built my hot rod')
- short story...
'shoes of grace'
- band name... 'the scalenes'
- band name... 'the slubs'
- blues singer... 'blind chicken legbone'
- short story... 'oblongated'
- book
title... 'bloodwork chronicles'
- band name... 'repressed librarians'
- band
name... 'the expectorants'
- band name... 'friendly cosmonauts'
- band name...
'the tasty nibbles'
- band name... the rhomboids
- emo band name... 'ice damns'
- singer, album title... 'ed lobster, full length release e.p.' (next album
title... 'ed lobster hums songs you vaguely know')
- band names... 'teenage
shelvers'
- band name... 'the dirt bombs'
- band name... 'alternative meat'
- band name... 'the radishes'
- band name... 'processed cheese'
- book...
'nail in my head'
- strange cowboy name... 'halfway hummus'
- tv show... 'what
the...?' (not a good tv show, but one nonetheless)
- band name... 'the temporary
boys'
- short story... 'my definition'
- band name... 'the wasabi peas' (burns
going in, burns going out....)
- band name... 'the mutant children' (a group
effort)
- short story... 'group effort' (for that matter...)
- band name...
'the mutual friends' (alyssa again)
- band name... 'pillow sham' (props to jacque)
- band name... 'the pink tags' (opens for pillow sham) (again, props to jacque)
- strange german artist... 'frunlog'
- band name...'the invisible husbands'
(a la alyssa)
- band name... 'crab nebula'
- band
name... 'the random splotches'
- band name... 'the crap
magnets'
- band name... 'ruined cuticles'
- band
name... 'infected wounds'
- band name... 'the zesters'
- movie of the week... 'hospital blues'
- stupid
book... 'revenge of the corporate planners'
- b movie...
'rabid... revenge of the angry squirrels'
- food tv series...
'lunch with linda'
- mystery novel... 'the random liars'
- band name... 'the nothing whatevers'
- short
story... 'whatever happened to elenor lovell?'
- band
name... 'mushroom korma'
- band
name... 'the humping babies'
- band name... 'the vocal
stylings'
- band name... 'the sammy hagars'
- short
story... 'who knows'
- book title... 'nice knowing you,
now leave'
- book title... 'off the egde of the world
with you'
- movie title... 'dark pittsburg'
- band
name... the proud ants club (with a nod to debb)
- band
name... 'naked walt' (as in whitman)
- song title...
'all i want is something else'
- book title... 'at the
end of the world nothing matters'
- variety show... 'stuff'
- band name... 'the dirty words'
- movie
title... 'blood warm'
- tv show... 'peoplocity'
- restaurant name... flavour garden
- band
name... 'the flavinoids' (would also make a good backup band for flavor flav)
- bad band name... 'banana splat'
- bad
play made into a bad movie... 'the elevator stops here'
- album
title... 'dog years'
- cafe name... 'fries with that'
- punk band... 'the hematomas'
- children's
book title... 'bob on the bus'
- band name... 'rapid
response potato'
- plant store... 'the yewniversity'
- band name... 'head clamps'
- band
name... 'the tildes'
- band name... 'poison ants'
- musical... 'swoon'
- video concept...
people lip synching in their cars to a song, without band appearances
- book... 'all the things in the world'
- room
name... 'hidden'
- thing to hear on a game show... 'and
the irony is'
- office complex name... 'hidden'
- room name... 'elbow'
- book... 'go
away'
- album title... 'step away'
- thing
to contemplate idly... 'save changes to things?'
- series
of books (not time-life)... 'the book of life stories'
- bad
band name... 'inferior feta'
- motivational speech...
'it's not always a duck'
- short story... 'grilled'
- book title... 'to comfort you'
- car
name... 'quasi' (it's a small car)
- castle name... 'cassoulet'
- band name.... 'the bat wings'
- movie...
'the toes of oronde gadsden'
- short story... 'the idealized
breakfast'
- miniseries... 'when the nestles met the
hersheys'
- book title... 'store stories'
- band
name... 'the snow boogers'
- triple concert bill... 'the
self delusions, the self denials and the self obsessed'
- book
title... 'nothing left, toulouse'
- spocklike thing to
say... 'spawning external viewer'
- book title... 'almost
there'
- metal band, possibly thrash or goth... 'horrid'
- name of a strange restaurant... 'the leaky potato'
(alternately... 'the exploding potato')
- word to repeat
until it sounds odder still... 'fnac'
- book title...'there
were things'
- band name... 'the candy lizards'
- short story... 'impatient beets'
- road
sign... 'where are we, anyway?'
- jeopardy category...
'things that are in your nose'
- title... 'ca va'
- short story... 'one to go'
- domain...
'beefcheeks.net' (available as of this writing)
- sport...
'giraffe basketball'
- multimedia event (band, album,
performance art, puppets, domain)... 'the hand turkeys'
- band
name... 'automatic caution door'
- book title... 'the
things that are real'
- name of a band or song... 'verb
confusion'
- book title... 'the university of falling
things'
- domain name... 'vastconfusion.com' (available
as of this writing)
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